Life on the Wild Side
When I first thought about moving to a small town, images of rocking chairs, ice cold lemonade, and friendly neighbors came to mind. And indeed, I found life was slower, I made more friends in a few years than I had in decades of living in a big city, and nothing blocked the stars in the sky.
What I didn’t expect was some of my new neighbors.
The first new neighbors appeared across the street, enjoying the open land around the hospital, usually a herd of five – a couple of does and their fawn. Then they started roaming the neighborhood.
The first time Audrey and I walked around the neighborhood, the deer took off. I never knew deer hopped. The second time, we all saw each other and stopped. A Mexican standoff. Or maybe it was a Buffalo standoff. Audrey finally got bored and woofed a few times. We started walking and made a wide circle around the deer while they watched us. After that, the deer simply looked up as we walked, then went back to doing deer things.
I met our most recent new neighbors, 14 of them, when I took Audrey on a walk around the hospital. Wild turkey. Those birds are big and ugly. With an I-own-the-world attitude (they stop traffic when they walk across one of the two major streets). I find them endearing. And I’m probably in the minority.
One of my dear friends told me that when she lived in Story, Wyoming, lots of wild turkey used to pass through her property every day. When she watered her garden, and the water hose was stretched out, they wouldn’t step across it. They would run up and down the length of the hose, and finally go back the way they came.
I was talking about our wild turkey at my favorite restaurant at the Buffalo golf course. A man I hadn’t seen before turned around. He lived in Story, and asked me if I knew what they called wild turkey there.
Like the deer, the wild turkey have taken to walking around the neighborhood, leaving a trail of turkey poop. One time I was walking Audrey, and we came upon a wild turkey walking around a neighbor’s tree. Audrey and I stopped and watched the turkey strut around in a circle (making us a couple of turkey).
The tree was making some very un-treelike sounds. It occurred to me that the turkey was protecting his flock up in the tree. Audrey and I were lucky not to be rained on with turkey droppings.
But last night was my most memorable wild turkey encounter. My husband was driving down our street when a couple of those wild turkey jumped in front of our truck and ran their little tail
feathers off, while several other wild turkey ran beside us.
Meanwhile, I calmly grabbed the dashboard.
My husband looked at me (who says men can’t multi-task?) and said, “Don’t worry, I see the turkey.”
I replied, “But can they see you?”
I hear that wild turkey are good eating, although I’m not certain it’s legal to kill them with a truck in town. Luckily or unluckily, we never found out.